So Iām getting married Really Soon and my mom texted me this photo to let me know she got tuxedos for the dogs Iām crying
So Iām getting married Really Soon and my mom texted me this photo to let me know she got tuxedos for the dogs Iām crying
I do not respect the grind. Go to bed
be like the dandelion!! unkillable! joyous!! inherently transsexual in ways others cannot fully understand!
[Screaming, gargling]
Tristesse by Jonatan Anjos
[ID: art of an astronaut floating in space, with a white suit with gold accents, and the wings and halo of an angel. they’re holding a trumpet and have a gold-white teather connected to them trailing out of frame. end ID]
i know weāre all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i donāt think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought iād share my favorite self-care hand out
brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad
OP this is EXCELLENT
Now THATāS a self care resource! If youāve gotten distracted by capitalismās appropriation of āself-careā and watering the meaning down to nothing this is a super helpful guide to cut through the bullshit.
āi cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to doā
when i get home from work:
“bears repeating” and “time flies” are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches
loudly going āYOUāRE GOOD YOUāRE GOODā to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing iāve ever done
In 1663, the partial fossilised skeleton of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered in Germany. This is the āMagdeburg Unicornā, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history
_. <- Exclamation point laying down after a hard days work
Sung Hwa Kim (Korean, 1985) - Untitled (2022)
metatextual? uh no I said metasexual. I am fucking this plot hole